Here banks never open when they should. That’s why I have to wait for 5 or 10 minutes in the freakin’ rain to get in. When I finally get in, I have to pass all the other idiots that came after me but want to get ahead.

I only had to get the PIN for my card, since I somehow misplaced it. While waiting for the chick to scan my ID card, one guy was moaning around, asking where he can exchange 2 euros to get 2 beers.  He was pointed to the cashier.

After 2 minutes I hear him screaming and complaining. They needed his ID card to make the exchange and he didn’t have it. “You can get 2 beers without an ID card. What has the world become?” Why he wanted beers at 9 am in the morning I don’t know. I really can’t understand people that drink during the day. It’s sad and depressing. But then again… that’s just me.

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Since tomorrow will be Women’s Day in many parts of the world, I thought of the perfect gift. It’s a long way from having it, but it’s wishful thinking!

Don’t know why they did it, but it’s official. Cleveland will be the Family Guy character that gets his own show. The dull, black guy would have been the last of my choices for a TV show.

“The project, tentatively titled “Cleveland,” is being written by “Family Guy” creator Seth MacFarlane, Mike Henry — who voices Cleveland and serves as writer-producer on the series — and “The Simpsons” alum Rich Appel, executive producer/showrunner on MacFarlane’s other animated comedy for Fox, “American Dad.”"

Be that as it may, I’m still happy - Family Guy is back on the air, ftw!!

This was so funny months ago, it’s so funny now.

via digg

No, I’m just playing. But this seems to believe he really did the job. Just want to share with you this amazing letter about the secret of #1 rankings in search engines. Seems like Alladin’s lamp.

I wanted to send you a quick email to tell you about this new product I recently came across. It’s getting some awesome feedback from its community of users. Apparently a guy from Indiana has created a new software product that makes getting high quality, one-way links, easier than ever.

If you don’t know already, getting these quality, one way links is THE quickest way for someone to get a top search engine ranking in all the major engines (Google, Yahoo, and MSN). I’ve been doing quite a bit of research on “search engine optimization” and while they’re many black hat tricks that people are doing to gettop rankings in the search engines, they’re all very short lived, and their sites eventually lose their rankings.

With that said, this new software product is the complete opposite. You see, the search engines absolutely love websites that have lots of high quality, 1 way links pointing to them. And what this software can do for you is, help you get those quality, 1 way links, faster than any other method that I know of.

You literally just enter your article submission details into the software. Click a few buttons and bam… you’ve got 1 way links pointing to your site. It’s a fantastic way to give your website a HUGE kickstart in the search engines.

Finally he prompts me to keep the secret for myself. Yeah, buddy, I sure will. The website the e-mail is referring to isn’t even working!