June 19, 2008 @ 4:10 pm
people I could punch daily
Between plurking, blogging and writing, I still have time for a little update on my very own plug, which I really neglected over the past weeks.
I am currently confronted with having to move to my own place, I got the opportunity to encounter one of the fuggliest types of people ever. I decided to round them up into a short, comprehensive list for the records.
1. real-estate agents - Well, here these are probably the greediest people one could find. They have no respect for people’s time, charge you a huge commission just for making a few calls and are natural liars. I wish I had a realestator every day so I can play fetch, randomly punch him in the face when I don’t get a frontpage or make him lick clean my LCD monitor. No, no, better yet - my boots.
2. people in the subway/bus - You get in the bus or subway and see one man or woman sitting right in front of the door, better planted there than the doors themselves. You might also find people whose hormones come to the surface right there: they’re constantly pushing and ass grabbing, just maybe they might get a feel of what they’re missing. This reminds me of an odd situation in the trolley when I had to get down just to escape a guy that was constantly trying to start a conversation. Luckily, he only touched my shoulder.
3. spammers - everyday I must get a spam from some unknown user that added me and wants me to add him/her back. I don’t know you, you’re not active and furthermore you didn’t even check out my activity. Digg is probably the most common place for that. I read somewhere that there are some softwares that add friends in bulk - I think that’s the common case for me too. Just try to known someone before befriending him/her - it will pay off in the long run.
4. beggars - and I don’t mean people with physical or mental handicaps, I mean drunks or junkies that are simply too comfortable to get a job. I’m starting to become immune to begging, it’s like when you see one dog on top of the other and you look away cause it’s either too funny or too uncomfortable to watch. I can bet people were more sympathetic 20 years ago than they are now.
5. stupid parents - Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to have a baby. I’ve seen clueless parents feeding their children those nasty chemical potato chips, fizzy drinks, smoking in front of them or letting them have a sip of their drink. It’s no wonder we see so many slow people using the internet. At least they learned to use it for basical purposes.
Disclaimer: This is a hectic time, but trying to keep myself motivated and let the bad energy out. So out with the old, in with the new. Happy thoughts! *sigh*
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